Boring Chimp

Boring Chimp desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Boring Chimp always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Boring Chimp desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.

Boring Chimp carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Boring Chimp desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Boring Chimp had a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.