My Confused Chimp

My Confused Chimp desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

My Confused Chimp desperately needed a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Chimp looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Chimp desired a spade to break. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

My Confused Chimp desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Confused Chimp desperately wanted a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a wig is the thing that was chosen.