Adventurous Chimp

Adventurous Chimp carried a custard pie to cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Adventurous Chimp looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Adventurous Chimp desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Adventurous Chimp desperately needed a pint of cider that they would hug. It should be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be epic. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Adventurous Chimp desired a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A cucumber was the chosen thing.

Adventurous Chimp desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.