His Anxious Chimp

His Anxious Chimp desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes hug. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego being the thing selected.

His Anxious Chimp desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Chimp desperately looked for a dildo that they would often annihilate It is an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Chimp searched for a melon that they would often cuddle. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Chimp looked for a cheese grater that they would annihilate It would be an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Anxious Chimp always kept a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.