The Worrisome Chimp

The Worrisome Chimp desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Chimp always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Chimp had a porno magazine that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Chimp desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Chimp needed a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Worrisome Chimp desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.