Their Crypting Chimp

Their Crypting Chimp always kept a cup to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Chimp desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Their Crypting Chimp desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Chimp always kept a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It was a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Crypting Chimp carried a tomato that they would sometimes hug. It might be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Their Crypting Chimp always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is epic. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.