Her Dodgy Chimp

Her Dodgy Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Chimp desperately craved for a toilet brush to eat. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush of all things.

Her Dodgy Chimp craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Chimp desired a piece of paper that they liked to eat. It would have been a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Chimp desired a little monkey that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Chimp had a spade that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.