My Green Chimp

My Green Chimp found a dildo that they liked to throw. It was a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Chimp desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Green Chimp desired a can of coke that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

My Green Chimp always kept a tomato that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

My Green Chimp carried a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Green Chimp had a bottle of wine that they would drop. It was a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.