My Cute Chimp

My Cute Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It is an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Cute Chimp wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

My Cute Chimp always had with them a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Chimp often carried a custard pie that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A custard pie being the thing selected.

My Cute Chimp carried a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

My Cute Chimp desired a mug that they would break. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.