The Big Chimp

The Big Chimp always carried a condom that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A condom was the thing that was selected.

The Big Chimp had a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Chimp desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Big Chimp desperately desired a big sponge that they would often drop. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Big Chimp owned a custard pie to cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Chimp often carried a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon being the item opted for.