Ugly Chimp

Ugly Chimp desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Chimp wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Chimp always carried a mug to insert somewhere. This is certainly a curious thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

Ugly Chimp owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Ugly Chimp searched for a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a spade being the item opted for.

Ugly Chimp owned a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it