My Bewildered Chimp

My Bewildered Chimp looked for a set square that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Chimp desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Chimp had a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Chimp often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Chimp often carried a pint of beer that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Chimp always carried a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.