The Green Chimp

The Green Chimp wanted a tomato that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A tomato is the thing to choose.

The Green Chimp often carried a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Green Chimp always carried a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be exciting. A set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Chimp desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Green Chimp desperately needed a cucumber to cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Green Chimp craved for a wig that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.