A Red Chimp

A Red Chimp owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Red Chimp needed a CD player to break. It was a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

A Red Chimp desired a lava lamp that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Red Chimp found a bottle of wine that they would drop. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Chimp searched for a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. It would be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is awesome. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

A Red Chimp desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It might be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is epic. A toilet brush is the item to choose.