The Horny Chimp

The Horny Chimp desperately desired a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Horny Chimp always carried a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Horny Chimp desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Horny Chimp always kept a bat to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Chimp desperately needed a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Chimp desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.