His Silly Chimp

His Silly Chimp desperately desired a cup that they would put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

His Silly Chimp had a set square that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A set square is the thing to select.

His Silly Chimp always carried a wig that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a curious activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

His Silly Chimp desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

His Silly Chimp desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Silly Chimp desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes throw. It was a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.