The Famous Chimp

The Famous Chimp craved for a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Famous Chimp wanted a big sponge to eat. This might appear to be a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Chimp desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Chimp desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Famous Chimp desperately wanted a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Famous Chimp wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. It would have been a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.