The Handsome Chimp

The Handsome Chimp needed a vibrator to play with. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Chimp looked for a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be entertaining. A CD player being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Chimp desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Chimp craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Chimp always kept a computer that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

The Handsome Chimp desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.