His Ugly Chimp

His Ugly Chimp looked for a stretchman that they would embrace. It might be a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Ugly Chimp always carried a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a strange action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Chimp carried a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Chimp craved for a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Chimp desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Chimp desperately needed a computer that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.