The Square Cunt

The Square Cunt wanted a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Cunt always had with them a lava lamp that they would smash. It would be a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Cunt had a painting of a melon to share. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Cunt needed a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Square Cunt desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Cunt desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.