Their Boring Cunt

Their Boring Cunt desired a magic 8 ball that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Cunt craved for a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Cunt craved for a spade that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Cunt desired a mug that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Cunt often carried a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Their Boring Cunt desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.