My Jolly Cunt

My Jolly Cunt always kept a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Cunt often carried a condom that they liked to play with. It was a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Jolly Cunt searched for a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Jolly Cunt had a stapler that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Cunt always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

My Jolly Cunt owned a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing selected.