Different Cunt

Different Cunt found a CD player that they would smash. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

Different Cunt carried a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a new action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Different Cunt searched for a cup that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

Different Cunt craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Different Cunt desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. It should have been a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Different Cunt desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it