My Careful Cunt

My Careful Cunt needed a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Careful Cunt desperately wanted a wig to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

My Careful Cunt always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Careful Cunt desperately wanted a CD player to cuddle. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. A CD player being the thing opted for.

My Careful Cunt carried a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

My Careful Cunt owned a ball that they would eat. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.