A Fucking Cunt

A Fucking Cunt desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Fucking Cunt had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Fucking Cunt always kept a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It is a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

A Fucking Cunt desperately craved for a condom to rub on his belly. It would have been a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.

A Fucking Cunt desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Cunt desperately desired a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.