The Confused Cunt

The Confused Cunt always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Cunt desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Cunt desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Cunt desired a rubber chicken that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Cunt desired a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Confused Cunt desired a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A hat being the thing selected.