My Lonely Cunt

My Lonely Cunt desired a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cunt always carried a can of coke that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item selected.

My Lonely Cunt desperately desired a little monkey that they would often smash. It would be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey of all things.

My Lonely Cunt desired a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a different proposal, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

My Lonely Cunt carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Cunt owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.