The Handsome Cunt

The Handsome Cunt needed a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Cunt carried a pen that they sometimes demolish. It might be an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Cunt desperately searched for a vibrator to smash. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Cunt needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Handsome Cunt needed a crown that they sometimes share. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to select.

The Handsome Cunt carried a pint of cider that they liked to share. It would have been a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.