Their Anxious Cunt

Their Anxious Cunt desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Anxious Cunt needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Their Anxious Cunt had a toilet brush that they liked to share. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Their Anxious Cunt had a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Their Anxious Cunt desperately desired a block of cheese to experiment on. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Cunt always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.