The Ugly Cunt

The Ugly Cunt always carried a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Cunt desperately searched for a lava lamp to demolish. It was an original thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Cunt desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Cunt desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

The Ugly Cunt had a can of coke that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Cunt carried a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. This seems a new operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.