The Hungry Dildo

The Hungry Dildo found a can of Tango that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Dildo desperately looked for a set square to throw. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

The Hungry Dildo had a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Dildo needed a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Dildo always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Dildo found a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.