My Lovely Dildo

My Lovely Dildo desperately wanted a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was exciting. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lovely Dildo desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

My Lovely Dildo wanted a cup that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

My Lovely Dildo desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Lovely Dildo always carried a tomato that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Dildo desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.