Boring Dildo

Boring Dildo desperately needed a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Boring Dildo wanted a can of Tango to cuddle. It is considered to be a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Boring Dildo always had with them a set of lego that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Dildo desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes break. It might be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.

Boring Dildo always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of coke having that done to it

Boring Dildo carried a crown that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.