My Determined Dildo

My Determined Dildo had a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Determined Dildo desperately desired a stapler that they would play with. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Determined Dildo needed a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

My Determined Dildo craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Determined Dildo found a crown that they would occasionally drop. This seems a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be exciting. A crown was the chosen item.

My Determined Dildo owned a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It is a new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.