His Adventurous Dildo

His Adventurous Dildo needed a cup that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

His Adventurous Dildo had a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It might have been a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Dildo often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Adventurous Dildo desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

His Adventurous Dildo carried a computer that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Dildo always carried a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.