The Retarded Dildo

The Retarded Dildo carried a set of lego that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Dildo desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Dildo desired a set square that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Dildo carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Dildo desperately needed a dildo that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Retarded Dildo needed a bottle of coke to hug. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.