Their Adventurous Dildo

Their Adventurous Dildo had a cucumber that they liked to break. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Their Adventurous Dildo always kept a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A spade was the chosen item.

Their Adventurous Dildo looked for a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Their Adventurous Dildo always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Their Adventurous Dildo always had with them a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be awesome. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Their Adventurous Dildo found a pencil sharpener that they would throw. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.