A Horny Dildo

A Horny Dildo had a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

A Horny Dildo desired a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Dildo craved for a sword that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

A Horny Dildo owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Horny Dildo looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It was an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

A Horny Dildo found a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. A custard pie being the item opted for.