My Cute Dildo

My Cute Dildo desperately desired a crown to embrace. This is certainly a surprising action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown having that done to it

My Cute Dildo needed a little monkey that they would play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Dildo searched for a ball that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Cute Dildo needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Cute Dildo looked for a radiator that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a different thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

My Cute Dildo owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.