Their Lucky Dildo

Their Lucky Dildo desperately searched for a bat that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Dildo owned a sword that they would often put up their bum. It should be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword having that done to it

Their Lucky Dildo had a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot of all things.

Their Lucky Dildo desired a big sponge that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

Their Lucky Dildo looked for a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item chosen.

Their Lucky Dildo found a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.