His Famous Dildo

His Famous Dildo carried a can of coke to experiment on. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Dildo had a helmet to play with. It was considered to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

His Famous Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

His Famous Dildo desperately craved for a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was fun. A bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Famous Dildo desperately needed a cheese grater to demolish. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

His Famous Dildo always kept a stretchman that they sometimes worship. It might be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.