A Colourful Dildo

A Colourful Dildo desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often embrace. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.

A Colourful Dildo desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Colourful Dildo wanted a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Dildo desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Colourful Dildo desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to break. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Dildo craved for a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet having that done to it