The Magical Dildo

The Magical Dildo desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Magical Dildo desired a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Magical Dildo desired a condom that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

The Magical Dildo desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Magical Dildo found a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Dildo craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.