The Grumpy Dildo

The Grumpy Dildo found a little monkey to drop. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Dildo carried a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo always had with them a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Dildo had a can of coke that they liked to break. It should have been a different action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Dildo desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.