The Nervous Dildo

The Nervous Dildo found a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Dildo found a cup that they sometimes smash. It should have been a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo carried a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It was a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Nervous Dildo needed a set square that they sometimes demolish. It is a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

The Nervous Dildo craved for a chocolate bar to try to balance on their head. It was an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. A chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Dildo often carried a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen item.