A Lucky Dildo

A Lucky Dildo desperately wanted a cup to embrace. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Dildo had a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Lucky Dildo needed a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It is an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Lucky Dildo often carried a pint of beer that they would hug. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Dildo wanted a ball that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a ball is the thing to opt for.

A Lucky Dildo desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. This is certainly a curious exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.