Her Careful Dildo

Her Careful Dildo desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Dildo always kept a can of Tango that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Her Careful Dildo looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Dildo had a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Careful Dildo desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Careful Dildo owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate It might be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.