His Special Dildo

His Special Dildo desperately needed a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a computer having that done to it

His Special Dildo often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

His Special Dildo looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

His Special Dildo often carried a sponge that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Special Dildo had a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Special Dildo found a melon that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.