Their Yellow Dildo

Their Yellow Dildo desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Their Yellow Dildo desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Their Yellow Dildo always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Their Yellow Dildo always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

Their Yellow Dildo always kept a radiator that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

Their Yellow Dildo desperately looked for a bag of flour to put on his head. It should have been a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.