Gentle Dildo

Gentle Dildo desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Gentle Dildo searched for a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was entertaining. A teapot is the item to choose.

Gentle Dildo owned a sword to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item chosen.

Gentle Dildo craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Gentle Dildo always carried a set of lego that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

Gentle Dildo always kept a crown to put up their bum. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.